The Roommate Situation

A Grumpy-Sunshine Romantic Comedy of One Spare Room, One Surly Chef, and Rules Made to Be Broken

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314 pagesPublished 27 July 2026Kindle, paperback & hardcoverRomantic Comedy

The apartment has one bathroom, one alarmingly small hallway, and a list of rules he wrote himself. Every one of them is about to become negotiable.

Nora Bennett has ninety days to save her career, nothing in her price range, and exactly one very bad idea. The spare room belongs to Jack Rourke, the growly, impossible chef whose restaurant she has just booked for the most important wedding of her life. He communicates in grunts, burnt toast, and the particular silence of a man who would like everyone to leave. She has a planner with a tab for everything, an unshakeable good mood, and a habit of narrating her feelings to his cat.

She has been told her whole life that she is too much. Too loud, too bright, too eager. He has spent his convinced he ruins soft things. Living on top of each other was supposed to be temporary and unbearable, and it is, right up until they work out that hating each other is exhausting and wanting each other is very much worse.

The Roommate Situation is Book One of Harbor City Hearts, a series of spicy romantic comedies about a big-city friend group, the tropes they keep falling into, and the people who love them at full volume.

Perfect for readers of grumpy-sunshine banter, forced proximity, one bed, and a hero who grovels properly. Open door, high heat, and a happily-ever-after guaranteed.

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Chapter One: Nora

The burnt-toast smell hit me before I reached the hostess stand. Not toasted. Burnt. A dark, bitter cloud rolling out from the open kitchen at the back of Rourke’s, where a man in a white T-shirt stood over a stainless-steel counter like he’d personally declared war on breakfast. I paused just inside the doorway and adjusted the strap of my yellow handbag. “Okay,” I whispered to myself. “We’re not judging the restaurant by the charcoal bread situation.”

The restaurant was gorgeous despite its apparent breakfast emergency. Exposed brick. Low amber lights. Walnut tables set with folded black napkins sharp enough to draw blood. A wall of wine bottles glowed behind the bar, every surface expensive and deliberate enough to photograph. My citrus perfume, orange blossom and something vaguely hopeful, followed me in like a pep squad. At the back of the dining room, beneath the tall windows, a long communal table stood polished and set for later. I pictured it filled with the loudest table at a wedding, everyone laughing too loudly after their third glass of champagne and making promises they’d regret by dessert. It was exactly the kind of place the Buchanans would want to show off. Which meant I needed this contract. Not wanted. Needed. My career had been stuck in the “promising” category for two years, a polite way of saying people liked me but didn’t trust me with anything big enough to make my bank account stop sweating. The Buchanan-Forrester wedding would change that. Two hundred and eighty-four guests. Society pages. One flawless night could turn Bennett Events from a small, careful operation with a bright logo into a company people fought to hire. I smoothed my coral blazer, checked my teal notebook was still in my bag, and headed for the bar. A man with silver at his temples looked up from arranging menus.

He had an open face, a navy vest, and the relaxed confidence of someone who knew exactly how many people had a crush on him. “You must be Nora Bennett,” he said. “That depends. Is this the part where you tell me the bride changed her mind and wants a wedding in a cave?”

His mouth tipped up. “No cave. Though I did once coordinate a reception in a converted lighthouse, and the bride’s grandmother locked herself in the bathroom for forty-five minutes.”

“Honestly? Iconic.”

He laughed, warm and easy. “I’m Leo Marino. Front of house. Jack’s business partner, emotional support animal, occasional hostage negotiator.”

“That sounds like a lot of hats.”

“Jack makes people buy hats.”

From the kitchen, something clanged hard enough to make me glance over. The man at the counter didn’t look up. He was big. Not gym-big in the polished, flex-for-a-mirror way. He was built like somebody had handed a mountain a chef’s knife and given it a bad attitude. Dark hair, cut short at the sides and longer on top, was shoved back from his forehead. His forearms were tattooed from wrist to elbow, black ink disappearing beneath sleeves rolled to the middle of his biceps. Flour dusted the front of his shirt. He also appeared to be murdering a loaf of sourdough. “That’s Jack?” I asked. Leo followed my gaze. “That is Jack.”

“Does he know I’m here?”

“Oh, he knows.”

“Is he happy I’m here?”

Leo picked up a menu, considered it, then set it down. “Jack’s happiest when nobody is here.”

“Great. I love winning people over from a place of active hostility.”

His grin widened. “You’ll do fine.”

I had no idea whether he meant it, but I took the encouragement anyway. I’d survived brides who wanted champagne towers on a lawn during hurricane season. I’d once persuaded a groom not to arrive at his reception on a jet ski. A scowling chef with burned bread did not scare me. Mostly. Leo led me through the dining room. My heels clicked against the dark wood floor, each step sounding far too cheerful in a room that appeared to operate at a lower emotional temperature. “Coffee?” he asked. “Yes, please. Two sugars, and more cream than you’re going to think is reasonable.”

“Huh. You have a black-coffee face.”

“I’m a wedding planner. My blood type is caffeine and panic. The sugar is structural.”

“That explains the color-coding.”

I looked down at the tabs peeking from my notebook. “Those are not color-coding. Those are a visual management system.”

“Of course they are.”

At the kitchen pass, Jack finally looked at me. The effect was immediate and irritating. His eyes were gray. Not pretty gray. Not soft gray. Storm-cloud, I-have-no-time-for-this gray. He took in my yellow bag, coral blazer, patterned silk scarf, and the stack of binders Leo carried under one arm. His expression did not change. “Bennett,” he said. “Rourke.”

So he remembered me. Of course he remembered me. Fourteen months ago I had walked into this restaurant to scout it for a client, rearranged one station of his mise en place because a tray of microgreens was blocking my light meter, and been escorted to the sidewalk by the man himself while he informed me that I had too many opinions for someone who didn’t know his kitchen. I had called his floral installation a fire hazard on my way out. He had called my clipboard a weapon. It had been, on the whole, a memorable eleven minutes. In the fourteen months since, Rourke’s and I had met only on paper. Leo booked the off-site catering, Leo answered the emails, Leo sent the invoices, and I had never once had to argue a line item with Jack himself. It was, I suspected, the only reason either of us had survived the acquaintance. The Whitman wedding at the Grandview in April was already sitting on Rourke’s calendar because Leo had signed that contract back in February, without me and without Jack anywhere near the conversation. Buchanan-Forrester would be the first one I had to build with Jack in the room.

“You found your way back,” he said.

“I was invited this time.”

“Debatable.”

His gaze flicked to the open binder in Leo’s hand. “You’re late.”

I looked at the clock on the wall. Ten fifty-three. “Our meeting is at eleven.”

“You were supposed to be here at ten forty-five.”

“That would make me early.”

“That would make you prepared.”

I smiled at him. Not because I was happy. Because I had learned long ago that the people most committed to making you feel small hated it when you refused to shrink. “I’ve been prepared since January, Chef.”

The word came out polite. Bright. Completely weaponized. A muscle moved in his jaw. Leo stepped between us with the speed of a man accustomed to interrupting explosions. “Coffee first,” he announced. “Then we’ll discuss the Buchanan-Forrester event without anyone throwing cutlery.”

“I don’t throw cutlery,” Jack said. “You stabbed a seating chart last month.”

“It was wrong.”

“It was laminated.”

Jack’s stare went back to me. “Office.”

He turned without waiting to see whether I followed. “Charming,” I murmured. Leo leaned close as he passed. “You should’ve seen him before therapy.”

“Has he had therapy?”

“That tracks.”

Jack’s office was behind the kitchen, separated from the chaos by a heavy swinging door. The room itself was surprisingly neat. A scarred oak desk. Black metal shelves filled with cookbooks. A framed review from some food magazine, the headline declaring Rourke’s the city’s most difficult reservation for all the right reasons. There were no personal photographs. No clutter. No proof that Jack Rourke had a life outside this restaurant. He stood behind his desk instead of sitting, arms folded over his chest. I set my bag down, pulled out my laptop, and opened the presentation I’d built after three weeks of calls, venue walkthroughs, menu research, and one deeply invasive spreadsheet devoted to the Forrester family’s beverage preferences. Leo took the chair beside me. Jack remained standing. Fine. I could present standing too. “The Buchanan-Forrester wedding is scheduled for June twenty-first,” I began. “The ceremony will be at St. Gabriel’s, followed by the reception at the Buchanan estate in Northwood. Guest count is currently two hundred and eighty-four, but the bride’s mother has told me to expect three hundred.”

“Of course she has,” Leo said. “She’s invited four people since Tuesday.”

Jack’s eyebrows pulled together. “Why?”

“Because one is a judge, one owns a radio station, one has a vacation house in Tuscany, and one apparently once dated her cousin.”

“That last one seems useful.”

“You have no idea.”

I clicked to the next slide. “Rourke’s would handle cocktail hour, dinner service, late-night food, and dessert. The bride wants elegant, seasonal, and, her exact phrase, ‘impossible to replicate at any other wedding this city has ever seen.’”

Jack’s mouth flattened. “No.”

I blinked. “No?”

“No to impossible.”

“She means exclusive.”

“She means difficult.”

“She means she’s paying a lot of money to impress people who’ll pretend not to care while taking photos of every plate.”

“She can do that with food she likes.”

“She likes your food.”

“That isn’t the same as knowing what she wants.”

I closed my laptop halfway. “Chef Rourke, I have spent the last month learning what she wants. I know she hates truffle oil, thinks rosemary tastes like soap, and wants the tomato course served in June even though tomatoes won’t be worth serving in June.”

“That’s because tomatoes won’t be worth serving in June.”

“Then why is it in your proposal?”

“Because I wanted to hear you say no, and then I wanted you to give me an alternative impressive enough that she forgets she ever asked.”

Leo choked on his coffee. Jack stared at me. For one second, I thought I’d pushed too hard. I had a terrible habit of doing that when something mattered. My mouth went faster than my caution, then I spent the next six hours replaying every syllable while lying awake at night. But Jack’s eyes sharpened instead of closing off. “What’s the alternative?” he asked. I opened my laptop again. “Early summer peas. English peas if we can source them. Maybe chilled pea soup in demitasse cups for cocktail hour, with crème fraîche and mint oil.”

“No mint oil.”

“Fine. No mint oil.”

“Too safe.”

“Then tell me what isn’t.”

He moved around the desk. Up close, he smelled like flour, smoke, and the faint edge of burnt toast. Not cologne. Not anything polished. Just work. My citrus perfume had no business near him. It belonged in sunlit rooms with flowers on every table, not in the orbit of a man who looked like he slept four hours a night and considered joy a scheduling conflict. Jack leaned over my laptop. “Show me the service timeline.”

I angled the screen toward him. His arm brushed mine. Barely. Still, my skin noticed. Ridiculous. I was here to sign a contract, not lose my ability to form sentences because a grumpy chef had forearms. He scanned the schedule. “You have cocktails at six thirty. Dinner starts at eight.”

“Correct.”

“You’ll never get three hundred people seated, speeches done, and first course down by eight.”

“I can if I stagger the bar service and move the first speech before dinner.”

“The bride won’t want that.”

“The bride wants dinner served on time more than she wants her maid of honor talking while people are trying to eat.”

“She told you that?”

“She told me her maid of honor gets emotional and talks too long.”

Leo nodded solemnly. “A useful self-awareness.”

Jack tapped the screen. “Late-night food at eleven forty-five?”

“Mini burgers, fries, and spicy honey chicken sandwiches.”

I stared at him. “Again with the no?”

“Fries die in a tent.”

“Then save them.”

“We don’t save fries.”

“You know what I mean.”

“No. You mean you want limp fries served to drunk people in formalwear.”

“I want drunk people in formalwear to have something greasy before they decide the champagne is dinner.”

He looked at the schedule again. “Flatbread,” he said. “Flatbread?”

“Two flavors. One vegetarian. One with braised short rib. We serve it in paper sleeves.”

“That’s less messy.”

“It’s edible.”

“It can be both.”

“You said greasy.”

“I said something greasy. Short rib is rich.”

“It’s not greasy.”

“Chef, I am begging you to let me have one non-negotiable adjective.”

Leo’s laugh filled the office. Jack’s face stayed stern, but there was a brief flicker in his eyes. Not amusement exactly. More like he’d been caught standing near it. “Flatbread,” he repeated. I made a note in my notebook, using the green pen reserved for approved decisions. “Fine. Flatbread. But I want one tray of shoestring fries for the bridal party after photos.”

I looked up. “Jack.”

“Please.”

“Your fries are famous.”

“They’re potatoes.”

“Your potatoes have a fan account.”

Leo nodded. “They do.”

Jack gave him a look. “What? It’s true. Someone mailed us a Christmas card last year addressed to the fries.”

“That was weird,” Jack muttered. “Romantic, honestly.”

I capped my pen. “Okay. We can revisit the fries later. I’d like to talk about staffing.”

“We have staff.”

“I know you have staff. I need to know how many, their experience with off-site events, whether you have a captain I can coordinate with, and if your pastry chef will be onsite.”

“Because this is not a normal Saturday dinner service. It’s a wedding. It’s a wealthy, high-profile wedding where the bride will notice if the butter knives are facing the wrong direction.”

“She’ll be too busy getting married.”

“You haven’t met Claire Buchanan.”

Jack glanced at Leo. Leo lifted both hands. “I haven’t met Claire Buchanan.”

“She wears white to other people’s engagement parties,” I said. That got Jack. Not a smile. I wasn’t that lucky. But the hard line of his mouth loosened for half a second. “Fine,” he said. “You get the staffing list.”

“I also need a tasting date.”

“Next month.”

“Next week.”

“Next month.”

“The bride’s mother leaves for Europe in three weeks. She wants to attend. If she doesn’t approve the menu in person, she’ll spend the next two months sending me photos of plated food from Paris and asking why ours can’t look more expensive.”

Leo stared at me with open admiration. “You have a difficult job.”

“I have a beautiful job,” I said automatically. “It’s only difficult because beautiful things take work.”

Jack watched me for a beat too long. The office was warm from the kitchen. A streak of flour crossed his wrist near the edge of one tattoo. I wanted to ask what it meant, which was absurd, invasive, and absolutely none of my business. I turned back to my screen. “Next Thursday,” he said. I looked up again. “Thursday?”

“Tasting. Four o’clock. Six people maximum.”

My smile arrived before I could stop it. “Done.”

“Don’t thank me yet.”

“I wasn’t going to.”

“You were.”

“I was absolutely going to.”

Jack looked at him. “I haven’t agreed.”

Leo opened the folder and placed it on the desk. “You just scheduled a tasting, approved the service structure, replaced the late-night menu, and agreed to provide staffing information.”

The series

Harbor City Hearts

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Margot Quinn

The Matchmaker of Harbor City

Margot Quinn believes the finest things in life are a well-earned grovel, a witty comeback delivered thirty seconds too late, and a book so good you finish it at 2am and immediately start the next one. She has spent her whole life collecting the kind of friends who feel like family and the kind of tropes that make a romance reader clutch their phone, and eventually she started writing them down.

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